Just a verse, chorus, and a bit of an outro. Definitely not finished, and I’d be hoping to record with a full band.
Well, that’s a relief. Typically my erections have a waiting period of about two weeks.
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
Hah. My country’s funny.
(Source: fairy-wren)
Anonymous asked: why are u so damn cute?
Like the Asari, I simply secrete pheromones that make me appear attractive, when in actual fact I’m a formless grouping of energy.
Time to step up to the plate, mature, grow up, grow a pair, be a man, act my age, plan ahead, do some hard yakka, get a job, pay taxes, enrol to vote, vote, get my license, get a car, buy fuel for the car…
Or I could fuck about on the internet.
buttonBecause I was a freakish little child, I learned to read and write when I was four years old.
This is the first story I ever wrote, on green paper in crayon,...
